Not to be outdone, it looks like Amazon is ALSO having a huge end-of-season clearance sale up to 70% off (can someone pls inform me exactly what season is coming to an end? It still feels like winter has a long way to go up here in the arctic tundra).
Nice deals on men's dress shirts, which seem to be at least 50% off.
Or, you can mess around with the measurements and see what's the longest sleeve length with the shortest neck size you can find. No, don't wonder about the freak who would fit into such a thing...go short the stock of the company who would MAKE such a thing!