Mom (me): Stop fighting. I need to make a call.
Daughter #1: But you're driving. Isn't that illegal?
Daughter #2: What's illegal?
#1: Against the law.
#2 (with glee): We're going to see a policeman?
Mom: No. It is not against the law to make a call. <starts dialing with her thumb, keeping her eyes on the road>
<cue baby waking up from her nap and crying>
#1: Mom! Baby's awake.
#2: Where's the paci?
Mom <stops dialing, fidgets in her handbag for a pacifier instead>: Here. <starts thumb dialing again>
#1: Can you turn on Radio Disney?
#2: I want XM Kids.
<Mom sighs that deep mom-sigh and puts down the phone again to turn on the radio>
#1: I hate XM Kids. All they ever play is that whiney babysitter. And stupid baby songs.
#2: Well I like it. I can't understand Radio Disney songs.
<Mom finds 80s on 8...because they have naughty words on the Gangsta rap stations. She picks up her phone and tries to dial for a third time>
#1: Mom! This music is so old. It's so last century!
#2: I'm hungry. Are we there yet?
<Mom realizes she's never going to make this call, throws her cellphone in her purse and finds a box of raisins and juicebox>
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